ScuzzBlog: Diaries April 2017
Entry 3rd April 2017: Post: 1
A1200 Heaven
Hi
All I want to do is turn the bloody computer off and now I get this
bloody A to Z of endless bollox and a spread of icons that are just the
MS shop which has a tag of money against everything and or soddin
furking shite crap wanky Twitter Tweeeeeeeeter Twotter what ever and
Netflickers and Faceybooook..... World gone fuckin mad. I just want to
switch the sodin thing off, not get a blast of promotional crap designed
for socail mediatypes with nothing better to do with their lives than
click their brains out reading garbage and letting companies feed off
them like sheep for marketing purposes. Worse is that folk don't see
it..... ' Hi I'm Brian. I have a meaningless worthless existence and
thought you might like to read about it..... ' Whatever.... In the mean
time you may like to also read this or buy this. I mean go on.... BUY
THIS. We know you like bikes. Cus we have been watching your browsing.
Go on BUY A BIKE. OK.
Double space.... No treble space.
Double space
Double space..... who wants this kind of nonsense. Must be the way they
educate kids these days. I'm gussing their little thumbs can't use
single lines on their bloody phones. But hey....
Bored with this
Wow a mailer that doesn't think for itself. Taps monitor... is there
anyone in there.
Now on treble spacing. My fingers obviously arn't big enough. I tried
touching the screen. Nothing happens
So furkin funny. Evidently we now also have world leaders running their
country using Tweets as their primary mode of communication. Time was
when such things were treated seriously. Now its sunk into the same
garbage that is , well, society today. WHO CAN YOU BELIEVE. WHO ?
Message from MS. I don't have speakers connected. NO! Never have. Guess
thats kinda furked you up now. Stick that in your Cortina and drive away
with it. And now.. You dont have a camera or microphone. Er no never
have. We can't send you apps cus you don't have a mobile phone. Here is
the scoop I still haven't received your validation email.... Every time
I switch this thing on I get more notifications of stuff I need to do
but don't. Like the Virus checker is fully installed but they want me to
extend the services and send them even more information plus a mobile
phone.... And they don't give up. Massive pop ups on the screen with
smiley faced couples enjoying their social media security online. AND
now if I play a game I am reminded of the XBOX yes XBOX facilities of
live camera and microphone facilities whilst in a game by another
author. You cant stop this crap. And it all comes with a BUY tag from
your ever so friendly Microshite steward.
Treble spacing.... and finally for today. Each time I plug this crappy
DeLL thing in the computer fires up and lights up and then powers back
down before I actually switch it on. The tin can can't even work out its
not a laptop I guess. Thats the way they designed one thing and gave it
a universal use. Just guessing. Something else I guess I need to change
or do they think I'm gonna leave it plurged in all the time. So funny.
I'm out of here. Bye
scuzz
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